APH The Wall

Gilbert hates being bored. It's not awesome to be bored. Gilbert can't stand doing things that are unawesome. So what do you with things that aren't awesome? You make them awesome. It doesn't work all the time though, because Ludwig was boring and therefore unawesome, and all Gilbert's attempts to awesome-ify him have failed. Oh well…
Gilbert looked at the wall. It was a huge wall that stretched for miles, separating him from his brother. It made him sick just looking at it. It was just so… boring. How dare they build a boring wall on his land! Gilbert looked around, checking for anyone watching, and took out a spray can. It was his job to awesome-ify it. After all, he was the great and awesome Prussia.

Later
Gilbert smirked. Various insults about Ivan and his people were written on the wall, most of them commenting about his weight, and him being a 'communist bastard'. There were pictures of little birds everywhere on the wall, replicas of his adorable Gilbird. For the finishing touches he sprayed a message in violet-red paint that said:
"BY THE ORDER OF PRUSSIA, THIS WALL HAS JUST BEEN MADE AWESOME."
… Oh yeah, he was just so goddamned awesome.